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Man vs chimp: Who wins and how? 👀

MMA fighter Cole Johnson believes he could beat up a full-grown chimpanzee and he's ready to prove it.

scotthughes9781w ago

Oh he's gonna be chimpin tf out

wyatt.maley512w ago

It's Christmas wraps bro

ogpop7822w ago

Lil bro is cooked

quillanburks33w ago

Gg

kpyg2mzfvg3w ago

They took down the old website, brochacho is scared shitless

lonathimqoqi3w ago

Nahh bro ain't gonna win

najaylindo3103w ago

ur not winning lil bro

markuswyatt2373w ago

He chose a old chimp chose a young chimp see what happens

ekininsel5773w ago

Chimp he is gona get biten in one shoulder and the chimp is gona wrip the other off with force

awadtoto543w ago

Bro the chimp goes to kill him trust me

hidden.0123456783w ago

where can i watch it?

alexdrift6783w ago

Where can i watch it

goheels273303w ago

There is no way this is happening. The chimp would literally murder him. Although the guy would technically win by decapitated disqualification.

haniyassine203w ago

Please, when does the match start?

googlymooglynow3w ago

at first chimp gonna be all "wtf you doing bro?!" then once the chimp figures out it's a fight the only thing you'll be seeing is hair & teeth..... then blood.

m9kshcyh2b3w ago

Navy has balls to do this but he might not after this fight (you guys like what i did there) but seriously it’s going for his face and balls and neck

amineelfakir6663w ago

I m soo lucky cuz I reserved my og ticket 🥱😎

kyle.dimond3w ago

Watching movies where a monkey attacks someone is difficult to watch, let alone actually seeing it happen. I think this is one of those where nobody wins.

d6gskm6dcj3w ago

He’s so cocked i’m low-key kind of scared to watch this cause I don’t wanna watch someone die

jamie.theodosi3w ago

I hope this really does happen just so the guy suffers for his stupidity

beanbrar083w ago

Ok so if this is real its gonna get real ugly fast. Have you not heard of the chimp trainer that got mauled by the one she raised?

joiningjt3w ago

It’s like Hunting sorry but NOT a sport both players have to know they’re playing!! It’s not true even as bad as we’ve regressed as an animal we can’t be this low yet!!

joiningjt3w ago

We found out what damage long term football does yet too much money it continues . Watch with UFC and Especially BKFC we’ll see brain damage from retired fighters. Some of those bare knuckle fights are extremely violent with massive head damage. There’s a reason is was banned DECADES A GO!! UFC isn’t New Dana White Roman’s did this centuries ago!!

lianyoung134w ago

Ya this fight going to be bad.. if hes gonna fight it he should research abt these species or smth

adnan.riaz4w ago

This sums up the state of the world. 😆

johnverrall114w ago

The chimp will kill him!

brennanw523813w ago

Dude thinks chimp will have to follow the universal mma rules😂😂

donaghcorby19974w ago

The chimp weighs 100lb and doesn’t have any training. The man wins!

brook0104w ago

Can’t imagine it would happen for all sorts of reasons thank goodness but even if it did in a dystopian world - chimp takes it… in both brain and battle 🙄

kilham.max4w ago

Yeah, good luck. This is ridiculous.

lee.connor4w ago

Chimp will win, both physically and mentally. I hope it happens and the chimp rips his face off so these idiots finally realise they need to stop being so idiotic for any sort of attention.

george.patten4w ago

Chimp by TKO

aikansh4w ago

Chimp when he sees the “man”

jordan.ellis4w ago

I really hope this doesn't happen. I'm pretty sure it won't, but if it does the MMA fighter will get hurt badly within seconds.

charlesjones4w ago

Depends which chimp. Some will have no background in martial arts at all. If they’ve got a black belt background it’d be close

chillout4w ago

harveyleonard994w ago

Obviously no chance this would ever be allowed. The chimp would kill him

goheels273303w ago

Literally kill him

chillout4w ago

gomatz774w ago

I get it never back down from a fight! But this is something else😭😭 the sport needs to be taken seriously

david.comerford4w ago

Do not give Netflix any ideas, would be dystopian this

markmarston4w ago

Shouldn’t be sanctioned obviously. I would look up what chimpanzee attacks result in… needs protecting from himself

chillout4w ago

matthew.johns4w ago

I think this might be ego talking over brain, no way the chimp doesn’t win!

chillout4w ago

Pure PR stunt. Next up a Hippopotamus.

aaditya.krishnamurthy4w ago

I’m sorry but only fighters could believe they could hold off a chimpanzee. This is like a slightly more sophisticated version of the 1 gorilla vs 100 men debate that happened last year

aikansh4w ago

jordan.harris4w ago

If it’s anything to do with IQ, I’ll say chimp if this is what he’s up against. Deary me

seanfisher4w ago

Is this actually happening!? I saw on TikTok that he actually might be doing it? 😭

goheels273303w ago

If they tie the chimp up and muzzle him the kid might survive the fight. 🤣

chillout4w ago

It’s illegal. No one could licence it or broadcast it.

chillout4w ago

Gone in 60 seconds - a great PR stunt which has captured the imagination of the combat sports world, but it’s a bout he’d probably never survive. The chimp would be champ before you could even say ‘PR stunt’.